It has become almost axiomatic amongst the “Mark Lawson has the same taste as me” middle-class literati to state that we are living in a “golden age” of television. Or rather, American television. Ever since the Sopranos first came over the pond, we’ve been falling over ourselves to pen homages to the great American TV production machine which seems to have hit a sweetspot of creativity. The instinct is now so ingrained that I’ve even heard people say Brothers and Sisters is worth a look. It’s almost obligatory to say “the Wire is the best television programme ever.” If you don’t think that, runs the unwritten subtext, there’s something a bit wrong with you. Or you’re working class. Or both.
Trouble is, there is a flipside to all this praise of American telly, and it’s this: British television is now categorically shite. There. I’ve said it. We’ve gone from having “the best telly in the world” to having some of the worst.
How do I know this? Because
Ashes to Ashes has been commissioned for a second series, and its executive producer is away with the fairies:
Julie Gardner, the executive producer for the BBC and BBC Wales head of drama, said she was delighted Ashes to Ashes would return.
“The series epitomises all that is great about BBC drama with its bold, confident storytelling and great characters. I can’t wait for more blue eyeliner, [Audi] Quattro cars and 1980s music to burst on to our screens in 2009.”
Unknowingly, Julie’s nailed the issue. Ashes to Ashes does epitomise British television, and here’s why: It’s a spin-off from a one-of-a-kind success. Life on Mars, despite its occasional longueurs, was witty, original, fast-paced and exciting. It was the product of a small writing team who worked as a team, sharing the duties and combining their vision.
Ashes to Ashes has “difficult second album” written all over it. Why are second albums difficult? Because the first album was the product of years of thinking and dreaming, of hunger and commitment, of desperation. The second album has none of these things going for it.
American television avoids difficult second album syndrome by investing, specifically in writers and story development. British television doesn’t do writing teams; American television is built on them. Without writing teams, British television writing becomes lazy, flabby and stupid. And without fresh blood, all TV shows go this way. Coronation Street was successful for years because of the parade of writing talent that worked on it; it’s now a shadow of itself. Casualty, which should be a test-case for successful writing teams, is one of the worst things on television.
How do you build a writing team? You take an exceptional, energetic and super-creative human being (or sometimes a pair of them), you give them a great degree of creative control, you give them a budget to develop stories and writers, and you let them get on with it. To my mind, in Britain in the last 10 years that’s only happened twice at a mainstream level: with Paul Abbott (Clocking Off and Shameless) and Russell T Davies (Dr Who et al.). Perhaps the biggest question in British television right now is: what happens if Russell T Davies falls under a bus?